Unisex "Flock Off" Statement Sweatshirt - "Witty Rebellion"

For those moments when you need to tell the world exactly how you feel - but with a clever twist! This isn't your average attitude sweatshirt. 😏🐦

**Why You'll Love It:**

This brilliantly cheeky design takes passive-aggressive to an art form! Featuring a flock of beautifully detailed birds with the perfectly punny "FLOCK OFF" message, it's the ideal way to express your mood while keeping things classy (sort of). It's witty, it's bold, and it's guaranteed to get a reaction!

**Comfort Meets Attitude:**

Crafted from premium 95% cotton and 5% spandex blend, this sweatshirt feels as good as it looks sassy. The micro-elastic fabric offers the perfect balance of comfort and durability - soft, breathable, sweat-absorbent, and resistant to shrinking, pilling, and deformation.

**Perfect Fit for Everyone:**

- **Relaxed, Loose Fit:** Flattering on all body types and genders

- **Classic Pullover Style:** Timeless design that pairs with anything

- **Quality Construction:** Exquisite workmanship with fine stitching and neat finishing

- **Versatile Styling:** Perfect with jeans, leggings, skirts, or shorts

**Ideal For:**

- Anyone with a sense of humor and a bit of attitude

- Festival goers who love clever wordplay

- Gift-giving for friends who appreciate witty sarcasm

- Daily wear, casual outings, or making a statement

- Perfect for spring, autumn, and winter layering

**Available Sizes:** S-3XL (check my detailed size chart for the perfect fit!)

**Care Instructions:** Hand or machine wash (max 45°C), no bleaching, don't soak for extended periods.

- Where humor meets fashion. Because sometimes you need to tell people to flock off, but make it fashion.*

**Creatively Made, Magically You!** ✨

**Size Chart - "Flock Off" Statement Sweatshirt**

| **Size** | **Shoulder** | **Bust/Chest** | **Length** | **Sleeve** |

|----------|--------------|----------------|------------|------------|

| **S**    | 41cm (16.1") | 50cm (19.7")   | 62cm (24.4") | 61cm (24.0") |

| **M**    | 43cm (16.9") | 53cm (20.9")   | 64cm (25.2") | 63cm (24.8") |

| **L**    | 45cm (17.7") | 56cm (22.0")   | 66cm (26.0") | 65cm (25.6") |

| **XL**   | 47cm (18.5") | 59cm (23.2")   | 68cm (26.8") | 66cm (26.0") |

| **2XL**  | 49cm (19.3") | 61cm (24.0")   | 70cm (27.6") | 67cm (26.4") |

| **3XL**  | 51cm (20.1") | 63cm (24.8")   | 72cm (28.3") | 68cm (26.8") |

 **Sizing Notes:**

- **Fit Style:** Relaxed, loose fit suitable for all body types

- **Measurement Method:** All measurements taken with garment laid flat

- **Tolerance:** Normal variation of 1-2cm due to measurement methods

- **Fabric:** 95% cotton + 5% spandex with micro-elastic properties

 **How to Measure:**

- **Shoulder:** Across the shoulders from seam to seam

- **Bust/Chest:** Across the chest at the widest point

- **Length:** From shoulder to bottom hem

- **Sleeve:** From shoulder seam to cuff

**Pro Tip:** For the perfect relaxed fit, choose your normal size. For an oversized look, size up one!